The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 24, 2010
COP: How can I get folks to donate toys to cops instead of firemen? DEX: HUGH MANATEE!! COP: Who? DEX: "Hugh" MANATEE!! A gentle , rapping seas creature who brings gifts to all the children!! Cop: Sounds like an idea you've had for a long time! DEX: It was my alternative if the gangsta thing didn't work out!!