The Knight Life by Keith Knight for August 26, 2010
Gunther: dude!! where are you watching the Dexter Jr. Tv special? KK: I wasn't going to!! Gunther: But he's gonna announce where he's gonna attend 3rd grade! his current schools very existence hangs in the balance!! KK: Why watch when I can walk over to the corner table and just ask him? Gunther: who do you hate America so much?