The Knight Life by Keith Knight for August 27, 2010
Cop: Has you kid chosen where he's going to school yet? DEX: Not yet! COP: well, I hope he'll consider the roscoe P Coltrane Junior police academy!! COP: Free handcuffs and uniforms ...unlimited coffee and baked goods!! COP: And with your son pulling you over constantly, you'd never ve closer as a family!!