The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 24, 2008
Jr: who gave you this gift? Dex: a cop pulled me over. Jr: why don't you open it? Dex: Ist proably full of illicit material...tryinh to set me up... Hr: DOnt be silly. I'll open it. tear rip Dex: DSOn!! Dont so it!! Jr: Its an old photo if you and some kid in an ornate glass casing Dex: Ha!! See? I ve been framed!!