The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for February 20, 1996
Transcript:
Gunther: Hey, Warren...isn't that your slipper er...I mean 'girlfriend'...with another guy?... Warren: Aarg! I'm dumped! Gunther: Gosh...one day you think you relationships on solid footing and you're carving her initials in a shoe tree...then 'pow'-the next day she's found a new 'sole'-mate and you're tossed aside like a used odor-eater, unable to ever trust another woman... Warren: I'm beginning to understand why you don't have a contract with hallmark cards...