The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for January 11, 1996
Transcript:
Pierpoint: Sigh...I just can't seem to get to first base with Jasmine...how did you get Flora to notice you? Gunther: I slaughtered a gruesome wart hog and dragged its rancid, bloody carcass to Flora's front door and left it... Pierpoint: And that worked...? Gunther: Absolutely... Gunther: When in doubt "say it with carrion"...