The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for December 25, 1995
Transcript:
Fauna: When you saw Santa, did you tell him how you read my diary? Tucker: Yep... Fauna: Did you tell him that you nailed me with a water balloon full of gatorade? And how 'bout that time you made a slingshot out of my training bra? Tucker: Uh-huh....yep I confessed to everything... Fauna: Then how do you explain him bringing you all this stuff? Tucker: He forgot to mirandize me...