The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 05, 2022
Boone: Whatcha have there, Dusty? Dusty: A few photos fer th' Facial Hair Appreciation Exhibit. Ah thought ah'd show some of my better incarnations through the years... have a gander... Boone: Wow! How'd you keep those curls so curly? Dusty: Ah had a homemade concoction of bacon lard, pomade & epoxy. Boone: That explains all the flies stuck in it.