The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 10, 2022
Transcript:
The Professor: You've been mighty busy all by yourself in the corner, cowboy! Dusty: I'm workin' on mah retirement portfolio, Perfessor! Professor: Really? I'm impressed! May I look? Dusty: Help yourself! Professor: All I see here is one Social Security check and one lottery ticket! Dusty: With both them comin' in, I should be set up pretty good!
The way things are heading up these days, Dusty, you’re only going to be able to count on one of them coming in … the lottery ticket, considering what a number of congress people want to do to Social Security.