The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 13, 2021
The Professor: Oh, boy! First day of class registration for my part-time teaching job! The General: Excitement reigns at Elderpark. The Professor: Retirement is more than playing cards and golf, General. We must exercise our minds!! Use it or lose it! The General: So long, Professor. The Professor: Exercise number one...front door is on the right. Closet door is on the left.