The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 12, 2021
Woman: Is the Professor still doing it? Woman 2: Yes! He's still at it! Woman: I've nevere seen such a shameless display of public exhibitionism! Woman 2: He's stopping! 28 minutes exactly! The Professor: Done! Woman: My word! The New York Times crossword puzzle in under 30 minutes! Woman 2: In INK, Gladys! In INK!!