The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 25, 2020
Woman: Attention, Elderparkers!! Welcome to Worm World! Stay with the group! Don't wander off, please...All right...now..all aboard the Worm Train! Dusty: A worm farm! Who plans these stupid outings? The General: Got me! Woman: Here we go!! Dusty: Well, General...looks like our worm done lost its tail. The General: I hear they grow back. Let's go get a beer.