The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 17, 2020
The Professor: Yes! I'm refusing to sit in Dusty's car, Boone! It's due to his barbaric display of the horns of a steer he struck on the highway. Boone: Oh... The Professor: "A righteous man regardeth the life of his best." Proverbs 12:10 Dusty: A rancher's got a better understandin' of life and death tahn an academic! Besides...only a fool is goin' to turn down the sudden appearance of 500 pounds of fresh hamburger on his hood. The Professor: I can't hear you!