The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 25, 2014
Professor: Dusty... are you still investing in oil? Dusty: Yessir!! Goin' to buy me a third barrel real soon! Professor: You should invest in the new biofuels... like ethanol made from "switchgrass". Dusty: Switchgrass? Nope! I'm against it! Professor: But... why? Dusty: Why? What if it becomes popular? We'll all be sitting in long lines at the grass station!!