The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 14, 2012
Transcript:
Boone: So...your daughter Darlene took the wheels off your Caddy to keep you from driving? Dusty: Even took the spare, Boone! Boone: Okay, Dusty...so she's got the wheels...then what? Dusty: Then she gives me the keys back. She knows I like to just sit in it...listen to the radio...knock back a beer or two... Boone: Is that legal? Dusty: I know driving under the influence is illegal...but I think parking under the influence is okay...
If you have been drinking to excess and get caught in your car with keys anywhere you can get to them, you are going to jail. Hide them outside the car.