The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 14, 2007
Miss Overdunne: Mr. Winters! I am most distressed! Dusty: Why's that, ma'am? Miss Overdunne: Throwing a neighbor's banjo in a trash can... now really!! Dusty: That's a lie!! Miss Overdunne: You deny it? Dusty: I do! Mah honor as a gentleman is impigned upon! Boone: You lied to her, Dusty? Dusty: I did not, Boone! She said trash can. I put the banj in the recycling bin!