The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 28, 2006
Voice: Hello, Mr. Winters. How are you today? Dusty: Fine. Who is this? Voice: Mr. Winters... I represent "Beverly Hills House" - we send overprivileged children to summer camp! One month of no TV, no video games... no hot water... can you help? Dusty: Shoot!! I'll kick in five bucks for that!