The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 25, 2006
Evelyn: Professor... will you help us carve jack-o-lanters? Professor: Aha! Hallloween looms!! Halloween actually originated as an old Pagan festival called Samhain! The term "Halloween" is a short form of "All Hallow's Eve" which, of course, is... Woman: He's sitting all alone talking to a pumpking. Woman: I'll call security!