The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 20, 2006
Darlene (over phone): Pop!! What's this I hear that you're planning on riding your horse? Dusty: That's right, Darlene!! Boone is buildin' me a portable set of stairs so I can get up on Esmerelda. Darlene: What if you get thrown? Who'll take care of you? Dusty: Why...you, of course, Darlene...Hello? Hello? Boone: Those cell phones! Always droppin' calls!