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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 19, 2006
Mr. Johnson: Look at this, Boone! "Porpoise Attacks Susan Sarandon." Boone: more conspiracy theories? Look, Mr. Johnson...I simply don't believe scientists are programming animals to attack older people!! Mr. Johnson: So!! You're takin' orders from them too, eh? Nurse Ludmilla: Nyet! I am taking only orders for lunch!