The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 15, 2006
Mr. Johnson: Boone! Remember that story you read me about them ants? Boone: Fire ants were attacking Florida senior citizens... Mr. Johnson: Right!! Well, now read this! Boone: "Deranged Squirrel attacks Elderly Woman in Chicago shopping mall" Mr. Johnson: And what about that duck that pecked the guard at the White House last week? Coincidence? I don't think so! Boone: Laundry's done! Gotta run!