The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 09, 2006
The Professor: What do you have there, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: It's a new computer game, Professor. It's called "Brain Age"...it sharpens your mind! The Professor: Interesting! Have you noticed any improvement? Mr. Johnson: Not yet. I still can't figure out how to put the batteries in!