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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 16, 2006
The General: Attention, all hands! Russian frigate off our starboard stern...approaching fast! Boone: What's this, Ludmilla? Nurse Ludmilla: Is new healthy diet regulations for dining hall! Please to note types of food that we have ruthlessly liquidated! Boone: "Anything spicy, fatty...salty...tasty or readily identifiable!" The General : There's always Chinese takeout!