The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 06, 2006
Girl: So, Mom... what's new at Elderpark these days? Evelyn: Well, Jessica... the Professor got himself a new ladyfriend... They say she's an ex-circus performer who's been married five times, and all her husbands died of mushroom poisoning. Girl: Er... Momm... You shouldn't believe everything you hear... Evelyn: Oh, I don't. I just love telling that story.