The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 07, 2006
Nurse Ludmilla: Why is General wearing all his medals this day? General: It's the anniversary of the first Allied crossing of the Rhine river during World War II! Here... I'll show you, Ludmilla. This butter dish is the bridge at Remagen... the coffee spill is the Rhine... Nurse: Hmmm... General: The salt and pepper are the German rear guard. Now... the - Boone: Excuse me, General. I need some Sweet 'N' Low. General: Come back here, Boone! You just took the entire American first army!! Nurse: I go to kitchen for more troops!