The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 19, 2005
Woman: You'd think that when you hit 75 years old, they'd stop sending you holiday catalogs! Evelyn: Such as? Woman: Here's one with a flanel nightgown on the cover. It's from "Queen Victoria's Secret." Evelyn: Disgusting! Do like I do - throw 'em away! Woman: Here's a new one - "California Muscle". Evelyn: May I see that?