The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 13, 2005
The Professor: So..."Mr. Conniving Hypocrite"! How's your online dating going? Dusty: Just great! She and I are supposed to meet tomorrow. The Professor: What? After all your lies? She's expecting a cowboy in his 60s with a Harvard education, Dusty!! Dusty: That's where you come in! Here's my hat, fifty bucks and directions to the House of Pancakes....."Dusty."