The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 12, 2005
Boone: Dusty!! If you need to charge your car battery, you don't need a 400-foot extension cord! Dusty: I don't? Boone: No! You take the battery to the toolshed and hook it up to my charger. Dusty: But the battery's heavy and I walk with a cane... Boone: Hmmm.... Dusty: Whoa, Nellie! Look at what's comin', Boone! Woman: What are you starin' at, cowboy? Dusty: Darlin'....would you park that rig so we could chat?