The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 21, 2005
Nurse Ludmilla: 3pabctbynte! Man: Huh? Speak English, Ludmilla! Ludmilla: Today is "World Hello Day." I am greeting you in my native Russian language! Man: Is that so? Ludmilla: I have made pledge to collect 30 hellos today. You must join in comradeship! Man: What if I don't want to? Ludmilla: Say hello to me or say goodbye to dessert. Man: Hello!! Hello!!