The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 30, 2005
Dusty: Gee, Maybelle...sure is nice of you to cook us a real New Orleans meal!! Maybelle: Aw, you folks have been so kind to take us in. You haven't tasted anything like my prize-winning Jambalaya! Dusty: I can't wait! Did we get everything you need? Maybelle: Let's see...sausage, peppers, tomatoes, celery, onions, rice, garlic, spices, chicken stock...uh-oh!!! I'm missing something real important here... Dusty: No problem. I'll call Evelyn. She'll fetch it! Woman: I need a price check! Price check...frozen alligator tail in the 5-pound family pack!!