The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 28, 2005
Woman: I'm so glad you could participate in the Elderpark Annual Medical Exam Program. The General: Any time, doc. Woman: Hope it's not too cold for you to remove your shirt, General. The General: Nah. I'm pretty tough. Okay... Woman: Er...just how do you keep those medals on? The General: Like I said....I'm pretty tough.