The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 15, 2005
Dusty: Hey, General...you know what day it is today? The General: Negative! Dusty: It's National Grouch Day. The General: Well...whoopee! Dusty: Yep! It's a day to honor all the grouches wherever they may be among us. The General: Big deal! Dusty: On this day the grouchy finally get some credit! The General: I take Visa or MasterCard.