The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 21, 2005
Man: That was mighty good barbeque, Dusty! Man 2: Tell us a story about the old west... Dusty: Well...okay...Back in the 1800s, the army had one heck of a time keepin' soldiers out in the west. They'd desert to get back to their wives. Army built a fort just for married soldiers. Man: What was it called, Dusty? Dusty: Fort Better or Worse. I'll tell you another little story, fellas. Fellas?