The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 08, 2005
Transcript:
Woman: And now we have a report from the demographics subcommittee...Marcia... Marcia: Thank you, madam chair...the current male-to-female ratio here is 1-to-6.5 and much worse if we count just the...ahem...eligible men! We project that if the current rate of divergence continues, there will be no men left by the year 2050! Person: Point of order! Woman 2: Could we leave that problem for the next generation? I need a dance partner now! Elderpark gossip club meeting in progress
None of these old-farts will be alive in 2050.