The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 24, 2005
Evelyn: Hi, Randy...it's your mom. How are you doing? Randy: Just great, Mom! Our company took the entire staff on a retreat last week! It was so healing for me!! We all sat in a circle and drummed for hours...then Mel, my corporate spiritual facilitator, helped me contact my ancient warrior guide... Mel: I am reaching across vast eons of time to speak to you, O warrior... Evelyn: My, my...I'll have to ask the phone company why it's easier for you to contact him than me... Randy...are you there?