The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 22, 2005
The Professor: No one is quite sure who burned the ancient library at Alexandria...some say Julius Caesar. But why would Caesar destroy thousands of volumes of precious knowledge? Yes? Boy: Umm...maybe he was trying to avoid paying his overdue fines? Woman: You've been watchin' too many crime shows on TV! The Professor is teaching his summer school course: "Literature from Adam and Eve to the atom bomb."