The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 09, 2005
Dusty: General...you've got to understand one thing. Cowboys can't swim. I'll drown. The General: Dusty...please! I am using a calculator to determine your buoyancy and displacement... Dusty: Well, that's reassuring, General. The General: Now...here's our problem...we're about twenty rubber duckies short of a launch. Dusty: Oh.