The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 30, 2005
Nurse Ludmilla: Komrade Ludmilla reporting back from spying mission. Miss Overdunne: What did you find out? Ludmilla: Elderpark residents took innocent nature hike to learn about plants. Miss Overdunne: Oh!...How disappointing. Ludmilla: Was fun for me. Even I learn much. This is Viola tricolor. Other name is "Heartsease." Might be good for you. Miss Overdunne: No thank you. Ludmilla: How about this one? Is called "Mule Ears". Ms Overdunne: Now - stop it!