The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 17, 2005
The Professor: Why...hello, Evelyn! Evelyn: Professor! And what are you fellows playing? Dusty: Gimme two. The Professor: Poker...and you? Evelyn: Solitaire. If you'd like to play gin, I'm by the window. Goodbye... The Professor: Goodbye, Evelyn...That's a rather well-turned ankle. The General: Shame on you, Professor! That woman is old enough to be your wife!