The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 29, 2004
General: I once led great armies into battle, Dusty... Dusty: That right, General? General: I was wounded twice in Korea... Did two tours in Vietnam... Worked at the Pentagon... And now I'm sitting in a "Fun with Felt" class. Dusty: Call a medic, General. I've sewen my thumb to my potholder.