The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 23, 2004
Dusty: Okay, elf. Bring it on! General: Next! Dusty: Hello, little girl. What's your name? Clarissa: Hee, hee! Clarissa, Santa. Dusty: Sit on Santa's lap. So, Clarissa, have you been a good Elderpark girl this year? Clarissa: Welll... I have on occasion, Santa... Dusty: Hey, Elf! Write down the apartment number I'm about to give you. General: Roger, Santa.