The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 30, 2005
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"This isn't shopping! You can't feel the fabrics-you can' try on the sizes!" "No wandering from shop to shop! No finding the perfect thing hideen on the 50%-off rack!" "Oh, mall! We hardly knew ye! Sob" "Here's that blouse you wanted. Sixteen bucks." "And this thing takes credit cards, right?"