Laywers are the scum of the earth. To think the money these people make on other people’s suffering and pain disgusts me. They charge outlandish fees and game the system more than any other profession I have ever experienced. How do I know? I am a retired attorney.
The clock on the wall says 2:20… does that mean they are there until 8:20 at night? OH I guess that does mean, they get to go to the “bar” after wards until last call.
One of the few lawyer jokes that actually is funny: Man goes to St. Peter in appeal of his allegedly premature termination. Says that he was in perfect health, played soccer on weekends and worked out every day so it wasn’t possible that he should die. “I’m only 32”! St. Peter looks him up and says, “according to your billing hours records, you’re 85”.
My brother was one… he cheated his own parents as well as all his clients. Karma catches up (he died of brain cancer where th GF he left his wife for, left HIM in a crummy nursing home- hopefully worse than the one where he put our mom). Sorry it is NOT funny.
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
They spent the other 6 hours at the bar…
margueritem over 13 years ago
Let that sink into your heads, future lawyers. Your billing will work the same way…
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
So thats where they learn to lie..in Law School?
grapfhics over 13 years ago
Think of it as a finishing school for liars.
gforgina over 13 years ago
Hey! Is that Little Orphan sitting in the front row (red hair/dress)?
mccrearyk over 13 years ago
Ah, must be the ethics class they are all required to take…
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
these guys better hope Mitch McDeere isn’t one of the students
“yeah, it’s not sexy, but it has teeth”
Armand Bastionairre over 13 years ago
Laywers are the scum of the earth. To think the money these people make on other people’s suffering and pain disgusts me. They charge outlandish fees and game the system more than any other profession I have ever experienced. How do I know? I am a retired attorney.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
From Shakespeare Act IV, Scene II, Henry the VI
“The first thing we do, is kill all the lawyers.”
Have that on a T-shirt I bought at a Renaissance Faire. Often wonder when I’m wearing it in public, how many lawyers I’m passing by! LOL!
ponytail56 over 13 years ago
much truth comes out in humor
keltii over 13 years ago
The clock on the wall says 2:20… does that mean they are there until 8:20 at night? OH I guess that does mean, they get to go to the “bar” after wards until last call.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
He also teaches Engineering.
Spyderred over 13 years ago
One of the few lawyer jokes that actually is funny: Man goes to St. Peter in appeal of his allegedly premature termination. Says that he was in perfect health, played soccer on weekends and worked out every day so it wasn’t possible that he should die. “I’m only 32”! St. Peter looks him up and says, “according to your billing hours records, you’re 85”.
toffay over 13 years ago
If there were no lawyers you would all be driving around in Ford Pintos
vldazzle over 13 years ago
My brother was one… he cheated his own parents as well as all his clients. Karma catches up (he died of brain cancer where th GF he left his wife for, left HIM in a crummy nursing home- hopefully worse than the one where he put our mom). Sorry it is NOT funny.
jpozenel over 13 years ago
One day those will be billable hours.
MrsCalabash over 13 years ago
Just think.. after Lie school they become politicians !