Olie walks into the diner and sits down next to Sven at the counter, a huge grin on his face…
Sven says, “Hey, Olie! Whatcha grinnin’ bout?”
Olie says, “I had a very nice date witt Leena last night.”
“Oh? Do tell!”
“Well, she picked me up in dat new pick-up of hers and we went for a drive through da woods. After a spell, she pulled off da main road down dis little path and stopped. She got out of da truck without turning it off and walked in front of it, where she started to take all of her clothes off! Finally, buck naked in the headlights, she yells, ‘Take what you will, Olie!’ So I took the truck and left.”
“That’s mighty smart of you, Olie. Dem clothes would’ve neva fit you.”
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Olie walks into the diner and sits down next to Sven at the counter, a huge grin on his face…
Sven says, “Hey, Olie! Whatcha grinnin’ bout?”
Olie says, “I had a very nice date witt Leena last night.”
“Oh? Do tell!”
“Well, she picked me up in dat new pick-up of hers and we went for a drive through da woods. After a spell, she pulled off da main road down dis little path and stopped. She got out of da truck without turning it off and walked in front of it, where she started to take all of her clothes off! Finally, buck naked in the headlights, she yells, ‘Take what you will, Olie!’ So I took the truck and left.”
“That’s mighty smart of you, Olie. Dem clothes would’ve neva fit you.”