The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 22, 1998
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Transcript:
Gladys: Sue Cole's boy, Ignatz, just got a full ride to Harvard!
Brutus: So what? I had a full ride to college, too!
Gladys: You did not!
Brutus: I did so! Dad drove me all the way down to state for orientation!