The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 17, 1997
Transcript:
Gladys: What is the "two-minute warning"? Brutus: When the officials call time-out with two minutes left to play. Gladys: I see...to warn the teams that they only have two minutes to get one last score? Brutus: No... Brutus: To warn the TV networks that they only have two minutes left to squeeze in one last commercial!