The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 13, 1997
Transcript:
Wilberforce: How come Rick Goetchius is pitching today instead of me? Brutus: Because in last week's doubleheader, you lost the first game 23 to 2 and he pitched a shutout in the nightcap! Wilberforce: Well, sure...after I wore them all out for him, swingin' at my pitches!