The Adventures of Business Cat by Tom Fonder for August 08, 2016
Man: Have you completely lost your mind?! Howard: Looks like you need to get a handle on your man there, Business Cat. A good employee does not second-guess his superior. He is obedient. He must be taught to respect the alpha. No matter. By the end of tonight, your company will belong to me... and when it does, you'll learn to behave yourselves like my good friend Jerry, here. Sit Jerry! See you at the ceremony.