Dad: Merry Christmas, honey! It's a snowblower! In your favorite color!
Thatababy: I think Mom is snowblowing Dad's baseball card collection.
if it were a wood chipper, there goes Dad’s cards
Women. they say it’s the thought that counts, but they don’t mean it.
Are those some weird slippers he’s wearing? Or is there an infestation in the house?
Serves him right.
April 08, 2014