Ted Rall for September 03, 2015
September 02, 2015
September 04, 2015
Transcript:
Bush kept killing the #2 guy in Al Qaeda. Now Obama keeps killing the #2 guy in ISIS. Man 1: We really appreciate your hard work for the Caliphate. Man 2: Thank you. Man 1: You're kicking serious ass. Beheadings up. Enslavement up. Blowing up world heritage sites- way up! To show your appreciation, we've decided to move you up from the #3 spot. To #4. Man 2: You won't regret this! Thank you!
’Tis true, the #2 slot in terrorist organizations is practically cursed.